Lately my dreams all involve work. This would be better.
Dolphin Punch!
Someone’s been playing too much Street Fighter.
(Source: radioactiverebeldiamonds)
Just saw the best argument...over milk*.
- Lady a: Cow's milk is disgusting. We are the only species to drink another species milk!
- Lady b: We are also the only species to surf the Internet. What's your point?
- *I don't fall on either side of the great dairy debate. I prefer vodka.
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It’s not about surviving the storm, it’s learning to dance in the rain.
Word, girl.
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I like this Bedouin Soundclash song quite a bit. Now I need to hear more of their stuff because they play in NYC next month. Also, I need to figure out how to hack iTunes onto my work computer.
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This Jessie J song has been stuck in my head for 4 days and counting…
<3 this! “MObama can teach you how to dougie.” #WhiteHouseSwagDistrict.
My heart skips a beat watching Michelle Obama dougie to Beyonce. Like, what can’t she do.
someone’s coming home today!
Thoughts on Lent.
(Source: slackmistress)
Let's solve this women-in-comedy "problem" once and for all…with Twitter.
Are you there Lisa? It’s me Lauren AND HOW COME YOU’RE INSIDE MY DAMN HEAD RIGHT NOW.
Because yeah: we do have a unique perspective and a different voice. We bleed once a month and we think it’s gross too. We’re much meaner than you are, but we’re smarter about concealing it. Most of us don’t consider “shopaholic” to be a personality, nor do our life goals include becoming a Real Housewife. We fart and we masturbate. We love our kids more than anything we’ve ever loved before (including you) but we also have to fight the urge to strangle them on a regular basis. We love to work but we’re terrified of having to be financially responsible for ourselves (even when we make more money than you). Admitting, deconstructing, and laughing about those conflicting emotions is what keeps us sane and happy.
(ps I am onto a new “damn” kick, I think.)
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Rediscovered this song by Cory Chisel and Wandering Sons today. I loved it then, and today.
(this post was reblogged from raindropsonredroses)
“We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold…” - and then we got a room here.
(found via calabashxo)
