December 2011
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October 2011
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August 2011
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Just saw the best argument...over milk*.
Lady a: Cow's milk is disgusting. We are the only species to drink another species milk!
Lady b: We are also the only species to surf the Internet. What's your point?
*I don't fall on either side of the great dairy debate. I prefer vodka.
“It’s not about surviving the storm, it’s learning to dance in the...”
June 2011
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Dolphin Punch!
animalsbeingdicks:
Someone’s been playing too much Street Fighter.
May 2011
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Watch<3 this! “MObama can teach you how to dougie.” #WhiteHouseSwagDistrict.
bffproductions:
My heart skips a beat watching Michelle Obama dougie to Beyonce. Like, what can’t she do.
March 2011
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Let's solve this women-in-comedy "problem" once... →
Are you there Lisa? It’s me Lauren AND HOW COME YOU’RE INSIDE MY DAMN HEAD RIGHT NOW.
witstream:
Because yeah: we do have a unique perspective and a different voice. We bleed once a month and we think it’s gross too. We’re much meaner than you are, but we’re smarter about concealing it. Most of us don’t consider “shopaholic” to be a personality, nor do our life goals include...
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YES →
“It turns out that on Day 3 of a cleanse, you go from suicidal to homicidal....”
February 2011
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Hell meet handbag.
Planned Parenthood loses $75 million to offer contraception, cancer screening, and other health care for low-income women (and yes, family planning services including abortions which are still legal.) As one of those women before I had employer-provided healthcare and who had serious health issues detected early as a result of ability to afford my yearly checkups today’s vote absolutely...
A Poem for Spring
In honor of this wild and warm February weather (I’ll take it!) here’s one of my favorite odes to the season, in hopes that it stays.
The Enkindled Spring This spring as it comes bursts up in bonfires green, Wild puffing of emerald trees, and flame-filled bushes, Thorn-blossom lifting in wreaths of smoke between Where the wood fumes up and the watery, flickering rushes. I am amazed...
Today? 1-5 yep, maybe 6 later.
rotten (adj)
1. decomposing or decaying; putrid; tainted, foul, or bad-smelling.
2. corrupt or morally offensive.
3. retchedly bad, unpleasant, or unsatisfactory; miserable.
4. contemptible; despicable.
5. soft, yielding, or friable as the result of decomposition.
6. Australian Slang . drunk.
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The Older They Are, The Harder They Fall
Super adorbs VOWS column in the Times about a second go-around the marriage bush for the elderly.
And this paragraph just sums up the “aw” factor for me because seriously, how freaking cute and spot-on old person is this?
“So there would be no misunderstanding about whom the note in the flowers was from, Mr. Hall included his full name, his telephone number, his United States...
January 2011
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“I’m broke, no bread, I mean like nothing, forget it, over.”
– Ray Charles, “Busted.” The full song lyrics read like a poem I know only too well.
December 2010
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Holiday Haiku
48 dollars,
on glittery cards to send.
That’s my girl, he says.
November 2010
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September 2010
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August 2010
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“She
May be the beauty or the beast
May be the famine or the feast
May turn...”
– Charles Aznavour
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Workdaze
I remember having science as my last period one year in high school (Frosh?) and I remember staring at the wall clock, waiting for the big hand to creep past the eleven, in what was - to quote Ms Streep - a glacial pace. Those days, it seemed like 3:00 was literally never going to come around, or that I might die of boredom, hunger, sleep deprivation, or overhead marker fumes before then anyway so...
July 2010
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June 2010
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A Poem about Heaven and Hell
I came across this and think its applicable in the spirit of World Cup, league of nations, international unity, blah blah.
Heaven is Where: The Police are British, The Chefs are Italian, The Mechanics are German, The Lovers are French and It’s all organized by the Swiss. Hell is Where: The Police are German, The Chefs are British, The Mechanics are French, The Lovers are Swiss and...
Anonymous asked: How excited am I to see you and come play in your neck of the woods!!??
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“I only smoke in certain situations. Post-coital. When I’m with Germans …...”
– Barney Stinson on HIMYM smoking episode.
Anonymous asked: Alex, when are we getting married?
