December 2009
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Coldplay Aught to Be Worst
Remember when Tool sang “Some say a comet will fall from the sky. Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves. Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still. Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.” This list of 50 Worst Songs of the Decade by The Village Voice its filled with songs I also wouldn’t mind seeing wash into the Arizona Bay (along with their creators. Okay...
Dec 22nd
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Police Called to Quell "Unruly Crowd" at JFK Delta... →
Ha figures. The closest I have ever been to losing my sh*t at the airport was flying Delta (we’re talking green venom spewing from my mouth.) How is that airline still even in business?
Dec 22nd
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Rally round the family
My holiday playlist includes a lot of Rage.
Dec 22nd
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Dec 18th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 11th
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“I’m gonna knock a b*tch up!”
– Hahaha, yes, Sammi, the best revenge is to impregnate someone!
Dec 11th
“Work is the curse of the drinking classes.”
–  Oscar Wilde
Dec 9th
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Overheard on the L-Train
Boy: Why do you never see lesbians in a sushi restaurant?
Friend 1: Why?
Boy: Because it's full of raw meat!
Boy + Friends laugh and shove each other.
Lauren: I am sure Letterman will be calling any day now.
Dec 9th
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“Dorothy, anger is a lot like a piece of shredded wheat caught under your...”
– This is some great armchair wisdom from this great lady.
Dec 8th
Dec 4th
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WatchWatch
I want to live in a world where people walk around throwing glitter on each other.
Dec 4th
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Banishing Cerebral Cellulite
Here’s a guilty admission: I don’t usually read for comprehension on those Times Op-Ed pieces. Sure I skim em semi-weekly, I pick out a couple sentences to get the gist, and I usually close the window—being a millennial who only reads news online—with little more than a hmm or a shrug, soon thereafter forget what I read. Okay I realize that this admission doesn’t...
Dec 3rd
Dec 1st
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Sob Story
SO I just read an article titled: The Amazing Thing A Good Cry Can do For Your Health. Here’s a snippet: Biochemist William Frey, who is known for studying, of all things, tears (what a job!), has discovered some pretty interesting things about tears: “Emotional tears—those formed in distress or grief—contained more toxic byproducts than tears of irritation (think onion...
Dec 1st