January 2010
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In the Blech
Amy: So, I just have to send this over because it is one of the dumbest things ever. My phone bill while in Australia was..drumrolll.......$1800.
Me: OMG. OMG. OMG. Did you not have an int'l plan?
Amy: Bleah, i did, but I didnt realize calls were $3 a minute. I thought they were $1. Boo!
Me: Oh god, I would totally do that. Thank you for reminding me that no matter how big my paycheck gets, I will find a way to blow it on stupid sh*t.
Shame and Redemption in 20 Seconds
I am not above using the hand that rocks the wagging finger to also pat my back.
Disqus instructions read 6 months later. COMMENTING ENABLED for Sass and Glitter.
Party time.
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Satan's Open Letter to Pat Robertson →
via [Daily Intel].
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Oh Rationalization, They Name Is Woman
Amy: You wagoning?
Lo: I yam
Amy: Woo, go you! I should but still might.
Lo: My liver went into full protest after New Years, basically threatened to walk out on me if I didn't give the drinking a rest for a few weeks. I thought, well theres eleven more months of the year to pickle it in various cocktail confections.
Amy: Yes, I am afraid to go cold turkey.
Lo: I'm basically reliving myself of all drinking-induced guilt for 2010 with this move.
Amy: Nice! Yeah, I dont think i have taken a month off since 2006.
Lo: Oh man, I would still be using that. "I dont drink too much. I took a whole month off in 2006"
Amy: Hahah! March 2006. I remember it like it was yesterday. Proudest month in the 00's
Lo: Yeah I did the no drinking for Lent of 2003. Also a proud 40 days. Well, Jesus was proud, I was bored.
If You Worked Here, You'd Know
Me: I just sent my first link to [deleted]. i get the feeling he's in one of those moods today, aka he doesnt have plans for after work and is bitter about it. I just get that feeling.
MAC: What's giving you you that sense? The fact that he opted for black instead of one of his cheerier ensembles?
Me: Ha! No its because he hasn't told any jokes yet....since I have been employed here.
“4. I never imagined my stomach could be flat again. Ha, ha, ha, kid-ding! It was...”
– HAHAHA. I stumbled across this post while lurking my usual Glamour Blogs (Vitamin G, Smitten), and hello future truth.
And no, not preggo or anything, I’m just procrastinating a project. I’d click on An Auto Mechanics’ Guide To Carburetors at the moment, okkkay.
[10 Things I...
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We All Need Somebody to Lean On
“As long as I have one last breath, I’ll keep carrying him and letting him enjoy every day,” Wen said.
Here’s a heartbreakingly sweet story: ”A Chinese mother has carried her son on her back for 35 years in order to give him a more enriched life. Xiong Mingqiang was born with a deformity …making him unable to stand. His mother chose to carry him in a bamboo...
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“Yesterday I got lost in the circus
Feeling like such a mess
Now I’m down...”
– It’s been an Amos Lee kind of evening. Yawm.
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