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“It’s not about surviving the storm, it’s learning to dance in the rain.”
Word, girl.
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Someone’s been playing too much Street Fighter.
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someone’s coming home today!
Thoughts on Lent.
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Let's solve this women-in-comedy "problem" once and for all…with Twitter. -
Are you there Lisa? It’s me Lauren AND HOW COME YOU’RE INSIDE MY DAMN HEAD RIGHT NOW.
Because yeah: we do have a unique perspective and a different voice. We bleed once a month and we think it’s gross too. We’re much meaner than you are, but we’re smarter about concealing it. Most of us don’t consider “shopaholic” to be a personality, nor do our life goals include becoming a Real Housewife. We fart and we masturbate. We love our kids more than anything we’ve ever loved before (including you) but we also have to fight the urge to strangle them on a regular basis. We love to work but we’re terrified of having to be financially responsible for ourselves (even when we make more money than you). Admitting, deconstructing, and laughing about those conflicting emotions is what keeps us sane and happy.
(ps I am onto a new “damn” kick, I think.)
My morning routine includes 15 minutes for this.
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“We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold…” - and then we got a room here.
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